Noodle Express

Edyta Pytlakowska
1 Star
The worst take away ever, we ordered chicken black bean , which was more like a soup (well mainly water mixed with soy sauce) no taste whatsoever, beef in Sichuan chili sauce and there was literally 3 peaces of beef. Very small portion of tasteless noodles. The worst food we ever tried.
Saturday 18th February 2023

Charlotte Townsend
2 Star
First time ordering here, 1st off the DIY noodles was actually nice it just needed some extra sauce and it would be loads better, the sushi was gross! Sorry but I've never smelt avocado sushi like that in my life and I absolutely love sushi. Won't buy it again and feel lucky it was not fish otherwise I'd be scared as he'll I would get ill!! Last not least, according to the delivery driver they don't give change out, we'll then you need to put that in clear bold letters on your site or the Colchester eat app!! Whilst I under most company love a tip and I mean I don't mind tipping, it should be a choice though we ain't America where its mandatory, so no change was given at all. Cool I don't even mind I'm just stating an opinion. Would I order again? NOPE!! There is far better places to eat out from, which is worth the money and the portions, well my 9 month old could eat more than what you give. Wished I read the views before hand, but lesson learned.
Saturday 29th October 2022

Chris P
1 Star
Food is awful. The calamari rings were fatter than onion rings!! Sweet sour chicken....yuck.... Would rather have a pot noodle than order something from here again.
Saturday 12th November 2022

DJ Darryl Wright
1 Star
Awful Chinese food! Slimy chilli beef, fatty duck, tasteless satay chicken, days old cucumber and spring onion. If I could have given 0 stars I would have
Tuesday 7th September 2021

Denise Howe
1 Star
Food is awful, inedible; over salted, greasy rice, stale prawn crackers, none of the food was fresh. Paid a lot of money and chuched nearly all of it out. It was my daughter's birthday but this was no treat!
Monday 10th April 2023